THIS JUST IN: St. Anford law students are unaware of low-income urban housing options

Actual transcript of Constitutional Law class:

Prof Con Law: So what is the distinction the Court should use?

Student: Public versus private.

Prof: So is a hotel public?

Student: Yes, a hotel is a public accommodation.

Prof: What about an ambiguous case? Say I'm having a private party at my apartment...but I happen to live in a public housing project. Is that public or private?

Student: You live in a what?

Prof: I live in a housing project.

Student: [stares blankly]

Prof: A. public. housing. project.

Student: [confused] Well...I guess that would depend what the purpose of this project is.

Prof: No, no, not a "project" like a school project or something. I'm talking about The Projects.

Student: [stares blankly]

Dominikimchee: [quietly implodes]